Music Theory Humor

As I was cleaning up some things today and putting away some folders and notebooks, I found this transcript of an actual conversation I had with a friend via text message. I am so glad that I wrote this one down! See if you can pick up all the puns…even a few school-related inside jokes as well.

 

Me: Did you know that the letters of your name can be rearranged to spell the word “evil”?

Levi: Mwahahahaha…

Me: Wait, are you the evil one? Or is he? :O

Levi: …

Me: You’re sneaky, like a deceptive cadence.

Levi: I’m not half the cadence I used to be.

Me: Yes, you’ve been severely diminished.

Levi: Also a little ritarded.

Me: But I hear that doctors are offering augmentation pretty cheaply these days.

Levi: I need to stop wasting my money in bars.

Me: Yeah, you just can’t measure up to J where drinking is concerned.

Levi: I don’t think we’re in the same set class.

Me: No, but you’re a tone row away…

Levi: Yet octaves apart.

Me: Your lives are majorly parallel. But really, it’s all relative.

Levi: You’re right. We should look past the minor mistakes.

Me: Definitely. Even a seemingly egregious error can be minimalistic.

Levi: Yeah, we should focus on our common tones.

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About Lady Fair

Lady is a musician with a bachelor's degree in music education. She plays multiple instruments and has participated in numerous musical ensembles, giving her a wide variety of experiences and knowledge to use in her teaching career. Of her ensemble participation, she has fifteen years of band experience, nine years choral, and four years in orchestra. Éowyn's primary instrument is clarinet, with voice and piano being close secondary instruments. Throughout her musical education career she studied voice and clarinet simultaneously. In addition to clarinet, piano, and voice, she has also studied violin and oboe at the college level, and also plays recorder, tin whistle, and other instruments in the woodwind family. If you ask her, she will say, "I chose to major in music education because I have a desire to use my knowledge and experience in music to share its beauty and foster a love of music in the hearts of my students. I hope to encourage my students to try their hardest, feel like they have accomplished something, and give them a life long passion for music." Lady currently teaches private lessons on clarinet, sax, flute, oboe, piano, and voice, and recently gained a position teaching orchestra and chorus at a local middle school. She is also a member of the Once Upon a Dream woodwind ensembles.
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