As I was cleaning up some things today and putting away some folders and notebooks, I found this transcript of an actual conversation I had with a friend via text message. I am so glad that I wrote this one down! See if you can pick up all the puns…even a few school-related inside jokes as well.
Me: Did you know that the letters of your name can be rearranged to spell the word “evil”?
Me: Wait, are you the evil one? Or is he? :O
Me: You’re sneaky, like a deceptive cadence.
Levi: I’m not half the cadence I used to be.
Me: Yes, you’ve been severely diminished.
Levi: Also a little ritarded.
Me: But I hear that doctors are offering augmentation pretty cheaply these days.
Levi: I need to stop wasting my money in bars.
Me: Yeah, you just can’t measure up to J where drinking is concerned.
Levi: I don’t think we’re in the same set class.
Me: No, but you’re a tone row away…
Levi: Yet octaves apart.
Me: Your lives are majorly parallel. But really, it’s all relative.
Levi: You’re right. We should look past the minor mistakes.
Me: Definitely. Even a seemingly egregious error can be minimalistic.
Levi: Yeah, we should focus on our common tones.